The Slightly Disgruntled Scientist

I am a scientist and engineer currently working in research and development. My CV has more details. I post here erratically, while I am not working on my altruistic-yet-misunderstood scheme to destroy the sun (if you are reading this and are looking to give out a grant, call me — my last budget estimate was $14.7×10⁹).

I used to have two websites — one not associated with my name — but I think this XKCD comic says it best. (Contains large, towering swear words. You have been warned.)

If you would like to contact me, my email address is jason.heeris@gmail.com, and my PGP key is available from various keyservers with ID BB75D741.